Dispresso Bot
Say dispresso set up welcome messages, set up tickets in #tickets with support, staff app or ban @a @b for spamming invites and it does it, one question at a time. Underneath: a full Moderation Suite, tickets and logging, an economy with a casino, a zoo, gangs and an army, welcome flows, voice rooms, leveling, a global market, chat rooms shared with other servers, and free /bump. 36 modules, 464 commands, every one of them free.
Votes push the bot up each list; a vote on Discord Bot List pays you a shot.
All 36 are live and free. Each one is switched on per server, and each one is off until you switch it on.
Start a message with dispresso, or mention it, and say it the way you would say it to a person. It asks one question at a time, shows what it is about to do, and touches nothing until you say go. Every reply was written ahead of time and nothing you say leaves the bot; the full list of sentences is on the docs.
Server Elite servers and Custom Bot Instances get a module maker: triggers, conditions and actions over every module the bot already has, saved as your own modules and run by the bot. Drag them together on the dashboard, or describe the system in one sentence and let the bot lay it out, ask what it still needs, and install it.
AutoMod, Anti Spam and Anti Nuke run on their own. Auto Purge keeps channels clean on a schedule, Server Backups snapshot roles and channels so a restore is one click, and jail and ban appeals get a shareable link instead of a DM argument.
Every server gets its own currency, shop and jobs, and every member keeps one Bank that follows them across servers. Spend it in the casino, hatch eggs into a zoo you defend and raid, run a gang for territory, or raise a squad in the server army.
Join cards in a channel or a DM, autoroles, and pings that clean themselves up. Voice rooms members create by joining a hub. XP for chat and voice with level roles. Stats cards and boards for the people who show up most.
Six chat rooms relayed live between every server that opens one. A global market where what your members hatched sells to a player somewhere else. A directory listing with free /bump, partner matching, and Brews posts piped into a channel.
Telling the bot is the first. /botdashboard sets the whole bot up inside Discord, and the dashboard on this site does the same with bigger forms, live previews and the listing editor. All three write to the same place, so a change in one shows up in the others. No config files, and no copying ids around.
464 commands are released: slash commands everywhere, and prefix commands with your own prefix for the ones members type all day. The full list, searchable, is on the commands page.
Add to Discord, pick your server, keep the permissions it asks for. Manage Roles is the one that matters most: welcomes, autoroles, level roles and jail all need it.
It makes a private #dispresso-bot channel and asks the owner what to set up. Answer in plain words: set up welcome messages, set up leveling, make the invites go to #invites. It asks one question at a time and switches the module on. Any of the 36 modules can also be flipped from /botdashboard in Discord or the dashboard here; all three write the same settings.
Put the server on the directory and run /bump when you want the listing to climb. Bumping is free, and there are reminders and role rewards for the members who do it.
A Custom Bot Instance is a second Discord bot that belongs to you: your name, your avatar, your about-me, sitting in your member list. Underneath it is the same Dispresso, with all 36 modules and every one of the 464 commands open from the first minute.
The short list. These have a place in the dashboard already and are marked Soon there, which is where they will turn on first.
Nothing switches itself on, nothing that moderates or plays costs anything, and you can turn any of it back off with a sentence or from the same dashboard.